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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Flash floods kill 3 in West Virginia, several people missing after inches of rain fell in 30 minutes - CBS News

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

Just Forget it!

What is TRT? Experts weigh in on male ‘Manopause’ and how to treat low testosterone, safely - New York Post

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Can I study a master’s in travel and tourism in Sweden within a budget of 5 lakhs INR?

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

Russell takes win in Canada as Piastri and Norris collide - Formula 1

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

Colorado confirms 3 more infections in airport-linked measles outbreak - CIDRAP

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

Sean 'Diddy' Combs trial day 22 recap: Witness says Combs participated in 'hotel nights' as late as August 2024 - ABC News

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What habits do happy couples have?

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Scherzer makes 1st rehab start in return from thumb issue - MLB.com

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Outer Worlds 2 Is Xbox's First $80 Video Game - Kotaku

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?

No go.

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Did you know God exists? 900+ answers later and no atheist has yet to be successful. Day 8 of asking Atheists to provide a SINGLE argument that demonstrates a cause for the beginning of the universe while avoiding the problem of infinite regression.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Kentucky Downs No. 11 Tigers 16-4 in Clemson Regional - Clemson Tigers