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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:34

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Can I study a master’s in travel and tourism in Sweden within a budget of 5 lakhs INR?
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Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
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So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
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No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What habits do happy couples have?
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Scherzer makes 1st rehab start in return from thumb issue - MLB.com
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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